Well folks, I'm for real. Yes, after years of waitin, I can now speak with authority on a subject with which I'm sure you're supremely fascinated... Transit Plannin. Wow, as I typed that I heard the gasps and the uncontrolled shouts of joy. Thank you, thank you. I'm livin' the dream!
Isn't it amazing how much one can write without saying anythin'? I have found that the amount of meaningless jabber people can withstand increases substantially as terminal g's are removed in every instance seemin'ly possible. Now don't let this new found truth sway you to think that I am finally jumpin on the Palin bandwagin, I know it might seem that way, but believe me, I can really see Sandy from my house. And as much as Sandy is in the habit of considerin its neighbors, it might as well be a foreign country.
Ok, back to me. I have been officially hired as a Strategic Planner II at UTA. Here is the proof!
Finally, I have a real job. I'm actually serious, I am really happy. Although I truly value all of the experience I have had here at Murray in my less than legitimate position, I really look forward to something new. Now I know that you're all going to be asking me to rearrange the bus routes for you, or make the TRAX wait just one more minute for you or your bus to get there, and I can help. Bring me your tired your poor, wait, nevermind, just bring me your issues about public transportation. Hopefully in a short time you will all be able to read my comments in a newspaper article about a new TRAX station and a new transit line coming to Murray, I can see the headline now, take from it what you will... Murray Makes Inroads with Rail
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